MY HOSTEL horror STORY: WHEN MY ROOMMATE SHAT IN OUR DORM

Posted: 10/30/2012 | October 30th, 2012

Over the years, I’ve had some poor hostel roommates. They’ve been rude, messy, dirty, smelly, drunk, loud, as well as whatever in between. two women in new Zealand were so poor they influenced me to compose a publish on hostel etiquette.

As I’ve gotten older, more set in my ways, as well as have ended up being a lighter sleeper, I’ve commonly believed to myself, “Why do I stay in dorm rooms? I’m so over them.” however then I book one more night since I don’t want to pay additional for a personal room. (Though I do get out of hostels as well as into hotels when I requirement a work break). I like them since of their gregarious social atmosphere. hotels seem as well sterile compared with the energy as well as camaraderie of hostels.

But that feeling altered when I had the shittiest roommate of all time. Hostel dorm spaces as well as I are now on an indefinite break.

Let me explain why (and warn you now that I wouldn’t suggest eating while reading this):

It all began on a lovely Barcelona Monday morning in September. I was enjoying a nice sleep, in one of my typical surreal dreams — where I am Batman one moment as well as escaping aliens on ancient clipper ships in another. Awoken from utilizing my superpowers to fight poor guys by a loud banging, I looked at my phone: 7:30am. The banging from the door continued. Groggy from sleep, I woke up, wanted somebody else had heard the noise instead of me, got out of bed, as well as opened the door. My Brazilian dorm mate standing in his towel said, “Sorry,” as well as rushed into the room.

This was the latest event on a long listing of weekend rudenesses. I was traveling with my good friend Kiersten, as well as we had been staying four nights in a dorm with this Brazilian as well as his friend. They snored, turned the lights on at night, came house drunk, talked loudly, suggested marriage to Kiersten, as well as were extremely messy. We were happy to be inspecting out of the space that day.

After letting the Brazilian in, I went back to my bed, as well as just as I was about to lie down, I caught an odious whiff of something. “What is that smell? Why does it odor like shit?” I stated to myself. I looked everywhere as well as couldn’t location it. I hadn’t pooped myself in my sleep. Being half asleep only added to my confusion.

“What is going on?”

I was perplexed.

Then I smelled my hand.

“Why does my hand odor like shit?” I thought.

I was now even more confused. I got back up as well as turned on the lights.

And that’s when I noticed it. I had crap on my hand.

Because there was crap on the door handle.

And a poop path back to the big Brazilian’s bed.

I stared in shock at my hand as well as counted on him. catching my gaze, he looked at me as well as said, “I just got in, dude. I just got in!!!” He was playing dumb.

Now I comprehended why he was showering so early in the morning: he had crap himself (in what I can only hope was a drunken mishap since who would do that on purpose?!), touched the doorknob on the method to the bathroom, as well as locked himself out of the room, leaving me as the regrettable roommate to open the door. One can only envision the reaction (eardrum-shattering shrieks) if one of the women in the dorm had been the regrettable one.

“I just got in, dude,” was all he kept stating to me, trying to pretend that he wasn’t clearly the cause of this mess.

“You crap yourself in bed as well as then grabbed the door handle! That is fucking disgusting! as well as just rude!” I swore, horrified as well as disgusted by this whole event.

I ran to the bathroom as well as sanitized the crap out of my hand (pun intended). I scrubbed to what felt like the bone. Grabbing a roll of toilet paper, I walked back to the room, noticed a filthy mattress outside the room, as well as opened the door.

The path of crap to the bed was gone, however the inner doorknob was not clean. “It wasn’t me,” the Brazilian guy said, trying to prove his innocence in spite of being caught in the act of cleaning the scene of his crime. Disgusted, I cleaned the doorknob myself, utilizing all my staying hand sanitizer as well as toilet paper.

I went back as well as washed my hands again, as well as then again, as well as then when more for great measure.

As I went back to the room, I looked into the dorm next door, as the door was wide open. Not a bed was missing. inside my dorm, the Brazilian had fallen into a drunken sleep on a mattress. To this day, I still don’t understand where that mattress in the hall came from. My roommate had handled to discover a clean mattress somehow.

Back in my recently cleaned room, I lay back down on my bed as well as tried to sleep a bit more.

Kiersten, who was in the dorm above me, didn’t believe me when I told her this story later that morning, however upon seeing a missed poop discolor on the floor as well as a brown handprint on my bunk bed’s curtain (which I innocently grabbed before I understood what was on my hand as well as ripped off my bed after I realized what I did), she freaked out as well as exclaimed, “Thank God we are inspecting out today.”

As we left the hostel that day, I hailed a cab.

“The W Hotel,” I said.

As I stepped into the cab, I couldn’t have been happier to move from a hostel to a hotel. A shit-free future awaited me.

P.S. – I’m not naming the hostel since it’s a truly great one, as well as I had a excellent time there. This might have occurred to anyone in any type of dorm in the world.

P.P.S. – There were curtains on the bunk beds so people wouldn’t wake up. however light was already coming into the space from the poorly shaded window, so I wasn’t worried about waking anyone up.
 

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